The Kooky Comedy Mind of Alicia Dattner

“One Life Stand”

In her new standup show, no subject is off-limits: how to floss sexy, how to tell if you love a love-avoidant, how to navigate angels appearing in your undies, how to spot a narcissist in the wild, how to win at heteronormative dating, drinking at yoga, sleeping while meditating, non-duality in bed, and accidental enlightenment… Oh, plus, there’s a ukulele.

A Comedy Tour of West Coast Bubble*

Comedians Alicia Dattner, Raina Satori, and Adam Gordon are More Enlightened Than You.*

  • Headlining: Alicia Dattner “Pretty F’ing Awake”
  • Featuring: Adam Gordon “Once Saw Tony Robbins at a Cafe in Bali”
  • Featuring: Raina Satori “Of the Shamanic Cheerleaders”
  • Live Podcast – “More Enlightened Than You” Occasional participation riffing, culminating in the Woke Olympics

*Probably. (Not.)


Booking the Tour

If you feel incomplete, unloved, not perfectly held by the universe, think when you try to meditate, dislike anything at all, have imperfect teeth, uneven digestion, feet with toes that you think are weird, or any goals at all that you haven’t reached yet — host us so we can show you how we figured this whole thing out, and you can too.

We are booking yoga studios, workshop spaces, theaters, festivals, and clubs who would like to receive the blessing of hosting us as we give the deeksha of sacred superiority all over you!

* If you have a popular local musician or comedian associated with the venue, we’d love to have them open the show and bring community together.

Spiritual Gangster Comedians

Headlining the Tour:
Comedian Alicia Dattner

Alicia realized liberation at the age of six while eating a rice cake mit organic tahini, realizing simultaneously that rice cake is nothing like real cake. She’s spent so much time meditating in the Himalayas, she no longer needs to meditate, as she has gained full access to the unconscious mind and Self. Her Self has even realized its Self. She recently completed a black belt in ashtanga yoga, and she takes full scorpion pose with humility and grace.

Dattner’s white tantra comedy is 100% organic, grass-fed, kosher, non-violent, un-corded, hearty, dark leafy-green, and nourishing for your micro biome. (And funny.) Plus, she’s won a bunch of awards and toured around the world, but recognition no longer has any effect or her state of pure consciousness. Nor for that matter, do money, sex, or psychedelics. Catch her last comedy tour / transmission before she ascends. She’s definitely more enlightened than Adam.

See Alicia’s Awards, Credits, Press, & Reviews


Plus!
Comedian Adam Gordon

Adam has an impressive resume of ways he’s more enlightened than you. He:

  • Shops at Whole Foods
  • Went to Burning Man.
  • Went to India — twice.  The motherland baby.  Adam has been all up in the motherland. Fasting and meditating like a spiritual AF MF. Hung with Mooji, Gangaji, Pappaji, Jumanji.
  • Failed a lot. Failure is a way to lose one’s ego, and Adam had failed at almost everything he’s tried to do making him egoless. BOOM! He’s totally not attached to success or things or money.
  • Got fired from a bunch of jobs because he’s too aligned to work at a job that isn’t spiritually aligned with him, and no job is yet. Proving how damn enlightened he is.
  • He has gone through long periods of abstinence, totally not by choice.
  • Did we mention DRUGS? Boy he’s done a bunch. He’s bent his consciousness more ways than a Christmas tree made out of pipe cleaners. He’s gone to all the chemically induced altered states so you don’t have to.
  • He also recycles. Composts too.

This is just a small sample of Adam’s enlightenment resume. If you still really think you’re more enlightened than him he’ll be happy to show your own delusion to you. (He’s definitely more enlightened than Alicia.)

See Adam’s “Real” Bio


Plus!
Raina Satori
of The Shamanic Cheerleaders

Raina began her comedy career in middle school. She is a redhead and a non-conformist… which made her the butt of many, many jokes… her searing wit came as a survival strategy for ginger-kickers and mean girls.

Raina is more enlightened than just about anybody because well, she was born to be… with a name that means queen, she is obligated to be the best at anything she has ever tried to do…. Which is nearly everything. Her comedy is the most enlightened comedy because lightening up and letting go is one of the only things she’s been really really really successful at. Cheerleaders were always a very upsetting sect of humans to Raina until she realized that cheerleading could be used for any intention she wanted… not just for pigskin tossers.

And since she is an ordained priestess, she figured why not preach in the form of cheerleading… since that’s how you get to the folks who really need it. That, and people pay more attention when you use pompoms and show some leg.

See Raina’s “Real” Bio

Book the Alicia Dattner and Adam Gordon are More Enlightened Than You Comedy Tour

2017 Tour Dates

*DECEMBER 2nd, San Francisco, CA*

*DECEMBER 1st, Sebastopol, CA* – Debra Giusti’s Temple

*NOVEMBER 4th, San Geronimo, CA*



*SEPTEMBER 23rd Sebastopol, CA*

*AUGUST 20th Victoria, BC*

*AUGUST 19th Vancouver, BC*

*AUGUST 18th Seattle, WA*

*AUGUST 17th Tacoma, WA* 

*AUGUST 16th Port Townsend, WA*

*AUGUST 15th Portland, OR*

AUGUST 14th Beloved Festival (Performing unofficially)

*AUGUST 9th Ashland, OR*

*AUGUST 8th Mount Shasta, CA*

*AUGUST 4th Santa Rosa, CA*

*JULY 30th Santa Cruz, CA*

*JULY 28th San Rafael, CA*

*JULY 27th Richmond, CA*

*JUNE 28th Sacramento, CA*

Want to book us? Download Our Onesheet.

Contact

If you live in or near any of the cities on our website and want to host the More Enlightened Than You Comedy Tour contact our booking agent Sibley Meyer at Sibleymeyer (at) gmail (dot) com to book a date along the tour. Or call (415) 484.6832.

Cities: June 28 – October 3, 2017

Vancouver  |  Seattle  |  Olympia  |  Portland   |   Victoria   |   Eugene   |  Ashland   |  Mount Shasta  |  Santa Rosa  |  Point Arena  |  Sebastopol   |  Petaluma  |  Sacramento  |  Oakland  |  Grass Valley  | Nevada City  |  Reno  |  Santa Cruz   |  Big Sur  |  Monterey  |  San Louis Obispo  |  Santa Barbara  |  Malibu  |    Encinitas   |   San Diego   |   Ojai    |   Palm Springs   |   Los Angeles   |   Joshua Tree   |   Sedona   |   Prescott   |   Arcosanti   |   Albuquerque    |    Phoenix    |    Tucson   |    Flagstaff   |    Santa Fe